- Oh goshhh my face is disgusting!
- Seriously, what is with those eye bags? Gross...
- Light or heavy coverage foundation?
- Oooh this brush is so soft.
- I really should wash my brushes!
- WHY HAVE I GOT SPOTS? Go away!!! I'm not 14 any more.
- That's not enough blusher.
- Shit, that's too much blusher.
- It's okay to look like a clown though, right?
- Ah sod it, that'll do.
- Where's the bronzer? I need cheek bones.
- Hmmm, does that even look any different?
- Urgh why does my eyebrow gel make me look like I've got brow dandruff? Grim.
- Maybe I need a new one. I'll buy a new one.
- Liquid eyeliner literally makes me so nervous. Sweating one right out.
- Yes! Nailed it.
- Hmmm so that eye looks good, and that one looks crap.
- Maybe I can just get rid of that and then extend that line and then... Great, now I look like a panda.
- Awww, pandas are so cute though.
- Maybe mascara will make it look better?
- Nope - Ah well. Might as well stay at home now.
- Can I get away with a bright red lip?
- Too much effort though. Seriously, the effort.
- Let's just whack out a nude.
- Meh, at least now I look more presentable!
Hope you enjoyed this ladies!
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